I saw this today and thought I would pass the knowledge on to all of my guy friends. Dan does these things so well (or understands them) and it really blesses me! Soooo....Take note!
Written by a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
4. Let them cry. They can't always handle you trying to fix them.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to hug them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't kiss them, do not tell your friends that you did.
9. If you DO kiss them, don't tell your friends that you did.
10. Not all of them eat like birds; a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're cheap.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel terrible, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting be very gentle.
25. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically in trouble for life.
26. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
27. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
28. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
5 comments:
hey Amy, I really would appreciate it if you asked me before you posted the advice I gave Dan last week on your blog...
hahaha. I love number one... you should too
lol. Yeah I think whoever wrote that nailed it on the head.
I like #18 and #26.
i totally agree with this whole list. very nice find. all of them are true and every guy should keep these in their pocket. :) Number 21 is my favorite i think, :) love you!
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